In no time true love would be banging down my door and looking to move in

In no time true love would be banging down my door and looking to move in

Surely my eyes are deceiving me

There I was all excited looking at all these beautiful women and their profiles. It was so easy, you just send sexy Monsanto women a little flirt here, a little flirt there.

I eventually began talking to a very fine looking young lady from the city. We spent several nights emailing back and forth and having lighthearted chats about life and current affairs. Simple. We eventually exchanged phone numbers and then began texting.

A couple of weeks had past and we decided to meet! We arranged to meet at a restaurant in the city and then head for a few drinks. Here it comes.

I make my way to the city after trying to decide what to wear for 4 days. I arrive on time and she is already at the table waiting.

About half way through the dinner and after her order of another glass of wine I ask myself… “is she slurring her words?” a bit more conversation and yes its confirmed, she is definitely slurring her words.

Oh dear, but I think well maybe she is a little nervous meeting and needed some dutch courage. Dinner finally over, we head to the bar.

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